John F. Kennedy
See The Wheeler Dealers.
God bless you sir.
That’s alright, buddy. We all feel the same. Anybody who has the courage to marry somebody named Eunice can’t be all bad.
See The Wheeler Dealers, won’t you? Now showing at two theaters in downtown Dallas, the Capri downtown Dallas and The Hollywood in downtown Fort Worth. Don’t forget, President Kennedy’s speech today has been billed as a major event. KLIF news, of course, will be bringing you excerpts of that speech throughout the afternoon. OK? I’m Andy Fine and away we go on the Rex Jones show.
The first of the two most glorious holidays of the year is coming. So it won’t be long until you make a most important meat purchase. Yes, Thanksgiving is only days away and this happy holiday will be just a little better this year if a little forethought goes into the purchase of a traditional turkey. Naturally, you want a turkey that gives you extra meat per pound. And if you’re like most families, you’ll want a turkey that offers the most sweet, absolutely delicious white meat per pound. There are turkeys that meet these requirements. You’ll find them at your grocer’s bearing the famous Armour star. Yes, ma’am, I’m talking about Armour Star broad breasted turkeys, government inspected and graded to give your family a very special treat this Thanksgiving. Armour Star turkeys have moderately deep, well-rounded breasts with extra white meat, plenty of dark meat too. When you shop at your grocer’s for that Thanksgiving turkey, get an Armour Star broad breasted turkey. Government inspected and graded to assure you of the very best. Armour Star, best by far. (From the book of conceptual poetry, Seven American Deaths and Disasters by Kenneth Goldsmith https://monoskop.org/log/?p=11688)
I can remember where I was. And I can prove it. I have witnesses. And unlike many of the men and women who inadvertently became witnesses in Dallas that day, my witnesses are still alive.
You see, at the very moment snipers were busy making Jack Kennedy’s wish come true (see quote below), I was taking aim on a grassy knoll . . . behind the gymnasium at Dean Junior College. I was in archery class and I was shooting a bow and arrow. Valerie Palucci was watching me. And I was trying to impress Valerie Palucci’s breasts. The rest of Valerie didn’t exist for me at that age. Nothing else existed. I always directed all of my communication skills directly to her breasts. (From the non fiction book UFOs, JFK and Elvis http://www.ibelz.com/
–John Kennedy, asked how he would choose to die